Your Answers: What Should A Computerized Dulcimer Do?

Last week I asked "What should I have my new computerized dulcimer do?" Here are your answers...

Name: Mac S.
Location: Eastern US
"How about an instrument/hand warmer for playing at farmers markets on those cold late fall days, or a fan when playing on hot summer days."

Name: Fern W.
Location: Fort Wayne, IN
"It should have small hidden speakers and the computer component should contain recordings of some of the harder pieces of music (Kitchen Girl and Liberty come to mind) so that with a push of a button (hidden, of course) you can air strum and it will sound like you are playing right along PERFECTLY!"

Name: Chuck L.
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
"While this is not outrageous, I would love to see you provide a zero fret and bridge pins instead of nails on all your dulcimers not just this computerized instrument."

Name: Steve A.
Location: Woodburn, IN
"One more thing I thought of - won't really apply too much to me since I'm just an ok player, but since the next one is for Bing, and he's just plain awesome - a little smoke generator. When you start playing really fast, have smoke start venting from just underneath the fretboard!"